Ohhhhhh Rudy, my man, beware of what you started

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I'm really sick to death of Mustangs & their owners. Every single one is the fastest thing out there & every single one is unique. Let's see, on our last trip to Milwaukee to visit the youngun's, about 150 miles away, we counted 47 Mustangs, 6 Corvettes, 0 Crossfires - unique, huh?
I'm really fed up with Republicans who had their chance to prove to us that they could do something better with the country & here we are. Right, I'm going to believe your rhetoric now.
I'm really fed up with Democrats who, as per normal, don't have the political will to do what needs to be done. You have
your chance now; do something with it!
I'm pissed off that we are STILL spending billions annually fighting the War on Drugs. Can we please admit that we've lost & legalize & tax the crap out of one of the largest cash crops on Earth, marijuana. Is it necessary to give stoners 30 yr. sentences because they decided to blaze-up in the privacy of their own homes? Want to end drug violence? Want to find a new way to fund programs? Well, there it is just waiting for you! Duh!
I hate this new breed of political office seeker who claims that, since he's a businessman, he knows how to run government. Ummm, good luck with that the first time you have to walk into a committee room & there you are, Mr. Freshman Congressman, with zip for power. You may be a CEO out there in the real world but you have zilch power in government. Government isn't run for a profit, business is. Have fun with that paradigm shift! This isn't a boardroom with a bunch of yes men at your beck & call. Besides, after your term is up you'll run again like all the others.
I'm REALLY pissed off that, once again, a Fed. judge has decided to stop federal spending on stem cell research. Why? Because of religious arguments that researcher's might be killing a potential human life. Hmmm, given the present state of our cloning technology every time this idiot judge scratches his as_ he's killing hundreds, perhaps thousands, of potential human lives. Meanwhile, my cousin's wife can hardly get out of bed anymore due to her Parkinson's. I wonder if he even knows what a stem cell is or how its obtained.
And don't EVEN get me started on religion!
I'm pissed that it's getting colder out & after dealing with the wettest summer on record, winter & snow is looming right over the horizon.
I'm upset that, for the second year in a row, no one will be receiving raises AGAIN this year at my company. I guess that means another year of a half finished garage & kitchen, no new fence around the yard, no real vacation trips & no mods for the SRT. Oh, but insurance costs went up $35 per pay period.
I hate dog crap in my yard - see fence above.
I hate the fact that I'm getting older even though, I'd SWEAR, I'm no older than 30.
I hate the fact that I have to wear this frackin' knee brace for one more week even though I have to admit I love heading over to my physical therapist because she's an attractive 40 something & seemingly enjoys massaging my leg......very slowly......with lotion.....for 10 minutes or so. Now if it was only my
other leg.........
There.
I feel MUCH better now!
I've gotta say that was very cathartic, Rudy. You don't, by any chance, happen to have a comfortable couch lying around up there, do you?