Hmm, I remember I was at 7-11 getting a slurpee when I came outside to see a cute girl around my age checking out my car.

I press the keyfob to unlock the door as I walk towards my car, and I notice her gaze shift between me and the car, and the tension grew untill she finally stammered, "I like your car".

I say, "Thanks"

"So what kind of car is it?"

"It's a crossfire"

"No, I mean who makes it?"

"Oh, it's made by Chrysler"

I could sense her disapointment at this point, and her demeanor changes as she says
"Oh.... I see... well it was nice to meet you., but I've got to get back to work now...."

"Well it's a Merced-- Nevermind."


Chrysler gets no respect around these parts (