You know what i hate, stupid ******* drivers they go out and buy a pontiac soltice and all of a sudden they think they can drift sideways down and interstate and t-bone and nearly kill an innocent driver just cruising along in his beloved srt-6.

Here I am cruising along at night at aroun 10:30 on my way home its a little wet from a light rain so im cruising at a responsible speed on a wide open 3 lane stretch. In the far left lane getting ready to take the I-40 exchange. I see a car parked on the right shoulder with its parking brakes on and do nothing to modify my driving because there is nothing unusual about this.

It appears the drivers have just swapped seats and were shutting the doors. 1 second later as i am getting ready to pass along side them it appears the car takes off at full throttle. The back end wiggles just slightly to the right as it merges into the first lane. I let off the throttle watching to see what the drivers does to decide whether i need to slow down speed up ext. The driver appears to overcorrect and fishes the end out the other way at this time im thinking in my head look at this goofball i hope they dont wreck. What happens next still confuses me as it defies all common sense. The other driver could simply letting off the throttle and straighten the wheel, this would keep the vehical from spinning out of control as it was up to only 25 mph at this point.

But thats not what happened. What happened was the driver stayed on the throttle( its appears full throttle by the massive wheel spin) and over corrects even worse once again and the front of the car turns twards my lane. at that moment i knew braking would garrantee her crashing in front of me or into me me so i decided to apply enough throttle to accelerate away(remember its wet out and i couldn't open it up). In a fraction of a second i see the car is facing twards me like a heat seeking missle, approaching my passanger side. At this moment i knew there would only be 2 outcomes. If responed quick enough she passes behind me and hits the wall, or she continues to accerate and makes no attempt to correct her coarse.

Well you can gues what happens, the latter. As i see the headlights only feet away i accept what is about to happen and relax, quietly think to myself "f**k me....". I hear a loud slam and everything goes black. I wake up again spinning and countering steering and braking to come to a stop 12 feet into the grassy shoulder on the opposite side of the highway.

After alot of colorful language and realizing my drivers side glass and my head are both covered with blood, I see the other car come across the highway and park in front of me.

I run up the other car and look inside to see both people inside seem to be ok, once that is realized I ask the female driver, "what in the f**k was that?" Her reply after a long pause, " I have only had the car 2 months" I think about what she has just said and reply back, " well if you can't handle a ******* 170 hp 4 cyclinder car i think you need to get something else your lucking you didn't kill somebay with that ******* stunt you just pulled, my car is totalled"

Who can't handle a ******* n/a 4 cylinder? I mean I dont think I have ever heard "I had to get rid of that 170 hp pontiac that i had, it was just to much car for me!"

Or hell if you want to play in a vehical do it in a ******* place where if you do loose controll the only person that wrecks is you. Not a god damned city interstate in a densly packed area. By the way she was driving a convertable... had i braked and she hit in front on me i very likely could have killed both her and the passanger. She should count herself lucky I wasn't as stupid and reckless as her.

Also my statement to the arriving police officer was this. Sir could you please explain what happened. "The stupid ***** came across three lanes of highway and t-boned me"

/rant over.