I just receive such an email. Unfortunately, I was forced to open it. How, you ask? The text in the email came with a message from Congresswoman Pelosi herself that read:

You have to open the file so that you can find out what is in it!

So I opened it. Big mistake. I was immediately infected with a pubic option and am now required to participate in a man date. This virus is so bad you would wish you had a Trojan instead.