When I started researching the car and this board, I also researched the expression (respectable American swear word substitute) for my user name (Dad drove Chryslers before he and Mom discovered the meaning of "Toyota"). Saw the shirt that's now in my avatar and the epiphany came.

As the Teahadis started cumming into prominence (and into "top gun" position) on this board at that time, and my user names on other boards list my general area, I thought it unwise to use any of those names here.

And now you know the rest of the story...