Originally Posted by onehundred80
OK Shirley, have some fun at the expense of your elders.
A good trick is to phone the police and say you have just been robbed, you do not let them know you are talking into a dead phone. If they get hostile say to the 'police' that you are in fear of your safety. Then go outside and wait for the 'police'. It works, a buddy did it and he got satisfaction.