Two drunks are sitting in the gutter outside a bar. One drunk has his finger in the others A--Hole. A cop walks up and asks "What the H are you doing?". The one drunk says his buddy has way too much alcohol in his system and he needs to make him throw-up.
The cop responds: sticking your finger up his A-Hole will not make him throw-up
Drunk: It will when I pull it out and stick it in his mouth!