re: The Forum Joke thread...
I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are, in the road and slowly the driver gets out of his car…and you know how you just get sooooooo stressed to the point that real life stuff sometimes hits you funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it…the driver was a DWARF!
So I get out as he storms over to my car. He looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
…and that's when the fight started!