Ok, time for a cheesy one and I apologize to those who have already heard/read it. I have my bullet-proof vest on.

A bear walks into a bar in Butte, Montana. The bear says, "Bartender, give me a beer!"

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we cannot serve beer to bears in Butte, Montana."

"FINE!" says the bear and he goes to the next bar.

"Bartender, give me a beer!" says the bear.

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we cannot serve beer to bears in Butte, Montana."

"Grumble, grumble, grumble" and the bears leaves the bar and goes to the next one.

The bear says, "BARTENDER! Give me beer! If you don't, I will eat that lady over there!"

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we cannot serve beer to bears in Butte, Montana."

The bear, disgruntled of course, goes over and eats the lady. He goes back to the bartender, "I TOLD you that I would eat that lady! Now, give me a beer!"

The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to druggies".

"WHAT???" says the bear.

The bartender replies, "Well that was a bar-bit*@-you-ate!"



I told you it was cheesy, but you still read it.