re: The Forum Joke thread...
Lover's Point
A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point", where they started making out.
After things started getting pretty hot, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" the blonde answered.
Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. He proceeded to get her shirt and bra off and things were getting hotter by the second.
So he asked again, "Do you want to get into the back seat?"
"NO!" she answers again.
Now he has his hand on her thigh and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!" the blonde answers yet again.
Frustrated, he demands "Well, why not!"
"Because I want to stay up here with you!"