re: The Forum Joke thread...
Hopefully, this isn't too crass for readers.
Redneck Lovemaking
After the lovemaking:
The Italian says, "When I'vea finisheda makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy!"
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue. She floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy!"
The Redneck says, "That's nothing buddy. When I've finished doin it to my o’lady I get out of bed, walks over to the window and wipes my d**k on the curtains. She hits the f*****g roof!!!"