Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as
drunk as it’s possible to get ?

A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be
good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand
him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where
he lives, but he keeps falling down.

He fell down eight more times on the way to the car,
each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four
times getting him to the door. His wife comes to the
door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband
home."




The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair"?