A man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when
> an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the
> husband a long open mouthed kiss and says to him, "I'll see you later".
>
> "Who the hell was that?" says the wife.
>
>
> "That was my mistress." says the husband.
>
>
> "I want a divorce!" says the wife, "This is the last straw! I've had
> enough."
>
>
> The husband says, "Alright! You'll get your divorce. but just remember
> this:
> there will be no more winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany,
> no more shopping trips to Paris, no more Mercedes in the garage, and no
> more Yacht Club, etc. etc. But the decision is yours!"
>
>
> Just then, a friend of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
> young
> woman on his arm.
>
>
> "Who's that woman with Marvin?" says the wife.
>
>
> "That's his mistress", says the husband.
>
>
> "Ours is much prettier," says the wife.
>