re: The Forum Joke thread...
A Real Woman
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never
stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels
insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things
he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She
will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the
most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most
confident, sexy, seductive and invincible..............
No wait...sorry. I'm thinking of
whiskey. It’s whiskey that does all that ****.
I'm spending my birthday evening with an 18 year old
Single malt all the way baby.
Cathy will be there too. Somebody has to cover me up when I fall asleep on the couch.
roadster with a stick
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; 03-09-2011 at 09:55 AM.