Originally Posted by dedwards0323
Winter in Missouri (or wherever you live!)
It's winter in MISSOURI and the gentle breezes blow,
40 miles per hour at 32 below!
Oh, how I love MISSOURI when the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air, and your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, you may think I'm a fool.
I could never leave MISSOURI, cause I'm frozen to the stool!

I see Franc finally finished that outdoor shed he was building...I thought he said it was for his tools, not stools!