Hmmmm ... Fiddler in a Crossfire ....

If I were a rich man,
I would own a Crossy that would never need an oil change.
All day long I'd drive it in the sun,
If I were a wealthy man.

I wouldn't need the jackstands.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.


Nah ... the tune's just not catchy enough. Anyway, Nicholson couldn't sing it 'cause, "HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TUNE!!"