When you guys say "Impala Club" are you talking about the old ones? Like, the ones that are dubbed out with gaudy metal-flake paintjobs driven by chronic welfare recipients? Seldom do you see a classy one.

Regarding the current year model Impalas, all I ever see driving them are the Ned Flanders type. IF the driver is a "sports car" enthusiast, it normally means you'll find Jimmy Johnson stickers on the window, peppered with erratic road rage.

I'm trying to wrap my head around the reason an Impala owner would feel "elite", in either body design... Or why they would choose to instigate anything with our gang. Two totally different classes.

Doesn't add up. Did one of you guys p!ss on their pool table?