Ok so I understand the whole trim package thing, whatever floats your god awful boat, but what the heck is up with the wagon? That thing is so hideous! I would be embarrassed to be caught driving one let alone be courted off to a grave sight in one.

You have to be absolutely and utterly tasteless to voluntarily choose to own a car as such. I would gladly take my 16 second Crossfire over that retarded whale on wheels anyday, especially when someone thinks its cool to put a 3 foot foam surfboard on the roof rack. Oh yea, I bet the girls flock when they see that beach cruiser roll up in the sand. Hopefully they are strong enough girls to push it back out.