New tires? CHECK
Clean and waxed? CHECK
Wine from the cellar? CHECK
Single malt scotch? CHECK
Special bottle of Blackberry for JANE BRIDGES? CHECK
One change of underwear? CHECK
Four radios and chargers? CHECK
A credit card not too close to the limit? CHECK
$450.00 For the State of NC or TN, just in case? CHECK
Insurance cards? CHECK

OK, I'm ready.

roadster with a stick