God I've got so many problems where to start....

My lights are playing up now...

Basically my rear lights work ok, but the middle light on the back window is constantly lit up like i'm braking... as soon as i brake with the lights on the bulb indicator comes up on my dashboard and doesn't disappear.

My back right brake light has history of burning bulbs out quick... now my headlight on rightside doesn't work at all, I've changed bulbs and it's not that, it's as if there's no power going to it, my dipped light/full beam works fine on the same light....

this is ontop of...
my spoiler being stuck in upright position,
my heated seats not working,
my cruise control not working, it's almost as if the stalk is stuck because you can't pull it into place
my car randomly reving on it's own accord until i take it out of gear and rev to 7,000rpm a couple of times

I'm really not having much luck with this car, I have already had to replace the alternator, spend $900 to get the car started due to an immobiliser problem.

I know there are tutorials to fix some of the probs above, but I don't know enough to attempt some of them... I wish the crossfire fairy would come and fix my problems one night!

This will be ontop of needing 4 new tyres, steering wheel has excessive play, on a bumpy road i have to fight the car from going left or right because of this aswell as the tracking.