Re: A funny joke that'll make you giggle!
A sales man stops to talk to a farmer tending his sheep.
The salesman asks if the farmer knew how many sheep he had.
the farmer replies, no, I don't.
Well then it might be safe to say you don't know how many are male, and how many are female, right?
Sure, the farmer says, that's right. I don't have a clue.
Well I'm here to make you an offer. If I can tell you in two days how many sheep you have. How many are male, and how many are female. Will you give me my pick of one of those sheep?
Exited, the farmer replies. Heck yes. I can use that information.
The next morning the farmer is awoke with the sound of helicopters outside.
He runs outside to see that there are men in white lab coats scouring his fields. And helicopter above with radar, lasers, and fancy equipment. All furiously taking data. At the end of the day they leave.
The next morning the salesman has returned. Well he says to the farmer, you have 247 sheep. 112 are female, and 135 are male. Can I have my sheep now?
Sure, says the farmer.
The sale mans takes his pick and turns to leave when the farmer stops him.
If I can tell you what you did in your last job can I have my animal back?
OK, I game. Giver her a try.
You obviously were a Republican politician, says the farmer.
Wow, that's amazing. How did you know that?
Well, you came here and talked me into something I didn't need. Then you spent far more time and money on finding the results than was necessary. And lastly. you don't know a thing about what your doing.
The sale man replied, I told you the information correctly didn't I?
Look, says the farmer. Can I just have my damned dog back?
Last edited by rush549; Nov 25, 2011 at 10:47 AM.