You are a sick man! Alxfire and I will talk about this (we are both poor, dumb southerners) and see if we can scrape together enough to buy them.

Please keep in mind that this would be a "for the benefit of mankind" effort. Or, at least for the benefit of forum members who need help. No profit involved.

It might be worth thinking of setting up an exchange program...

George, what's your take on this?