Story from
a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer :





I made a traffic
stop on an elderly lady the other day for
speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker
73 just East of Sedan, KS. I
asked for her driver's license, registration,
and proof of insurance. The lady
took out the required information and handed it
to me. In with the cards I was somewhat
surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she
had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and
ask if she had a weapon in her possession at
this time

She responded that she
indeed had a .45 automatic in her
glove box. Something---body
language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms.

She did
admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her
center console. Now I had to ask one more time
if that was all. She responded once again that
she did have just one more, a .38 special in her
purse. I then asked her what she was so afraid
of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a frickin thing!"