LMAO. I love forum banter. Nothing more entertaining than the typical "mine is bigger than yours" lol.
I totally agree with Mrmiata, $5 spent for a first hand trial and error lesson is super super cheap and totally worth the money and time spent. If it doesnt fit, then he has gained a bit of knowledge on what bumper shapes to avoid and what to look for in one that fits better. if it does fit, well he got a heck of a deal. Better than buying a lip that has been 'modified' for you that is probably done poorly.