Re: The Forum Joke thread...
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A Florida couple; both well into their 80’s go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?
The doctor raises both eyebrows but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking him for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says,'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you two have intercourse.'
The doctor charges them $50 and wishes them good luck and.
The next week, the same couple return and ask the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, have intercourse, pay the doctor and then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask, just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for only $50, plus my Medicare covers $43 of it,
Leaving me a net cost of $7.