Truthfully, this is NOT the place to discuss morals. Consider all of the immoral things these cars inspire:

A. Lust: Did you honestly test drive anything else? Do you miss your trade in? Do you care that your payments add up to that of two Neons?
B. Envy: Ever been asked, "Wow! You own a Crossfire?"
C. Temptation: at every curve in the road, and on every straightaway
D. Sloth: Count up all those wasted minutes at work you spent staring out the office at your baby in the parking lot.
E. Gluttony: Count the bottles of wax in your garage. I have at least four different kinds, all at least half full. The search for the perfect gloss never ends. Count all those quarts of oil in the sump. Take a look at that mileage. You've got to consume a lot to feed this baby.