You got a minute, that's a long one, in two parts no less.
First part, smfry-is a shortened (licence plate style) of smallfry. That's the name of my junior high comic strip character I created. I was a bit of a social outcast (read NERD), and he was my way of expressing myself. He's become my little avatar over the years, here's a shot of his second version, you'll have read about CAA-RME to see what happened to the first one.
smallfryRME.jpg
Second part was when I joined my first forum, they wanted a screen name. I tried smallfry, but had already been used. So I dropped back ten and punted, came up with cruzr on the end. Cruzr you may ask, why it was the PTEnthusiast Forum page, I had just purchased my first PT Cruiser. So my name is smallfrycruiser, shortened down for typing smfrycruzr.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it, see.