Re: The Forum Joke thread...
Originally Posted by
onehundred80
Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back!In response to the question: "Do you have any dependants?" I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants; 1.1 million crack heads; 4.4 million unemployable people, 901 thousand people in over 85 prisons; and 565 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
Who did I miss ?
you missed these! ( they are our dependants )
Salary of retired US Presidents ............. $180,000 FOR LIFE ------------------This is stupid!
Salary of House/Senate ..............................$174,000 FOR LIFE ---------This is stupid!
Salary of Speaker of the House ............. $223,500 FOR LIFE ----------This is stupid!
Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders ... $193,400 FOR LIFE ------This is stupid!
and think about this!
Average Salary of a teacher .................. $55,350
Average Hospital Worker Salaries................... $37,000
Average Salary of Soldier in Afghanistan .......... $38,000
I think we found where the cuts should be made! If you agree... RE-POST
“You cannot get the water to clear up
Until you get the pigs out of the creek.”
Last edited by amx1397; Apr 5, 2012 at 11:50 AM.