Mine gets kicked every week where I live, I've got about 20 + door dents now on each side....
and it really fuc** me off. I work hard, some times 17 hours a day, 6 days a bloody week for the puny sum I'm paid

so 3 weeks ago I went to every resident in our appartment block and thold them . . .
I will hunt them down, tear their pets apart limb by limb and scare their families to suicide, destroy their homes, their lives, their jobs and ensure they never sleep again...... if any more marks appear on my car...
then added....
One day you will wake up in the dark..... And I will be there waiting !!!!
My voice is lower and deaper than Johnny Cash's and I clock in at 260 lbs and built like a dump truck . . . . so they listened - keenly !!!!

I bloody hate people.....

And having a Special Op's background, they took note..... no more damage for the last 2 weeks !!!
But there's still about £1200 worth of repairs to do........ Bastards..... so I'm not going to fix it until I can get some where to live with my OWN drive way to park in.

So, sympathys dear chap. Some times I wonder if i should just get a cheap Mazda and be done with it !!