Gentlemen,

many would take this opportunity to say something along the lines of: "it's only a car", or "be thankful they were jealous only to the point of damaging an object and not you".

Bu!!*****. Limb from limb is a fitting response. The wife slept on the couch for a ruined wax job and dirtied tyres. That gives you some idea?

Sorry to hear it, lads.