Who really cares what this Brit thinks? The "expert" Clarkson's taste in style was so good that he was considered for the all-time worst dressed award on the tv show "What Not to Wear" . So we should listen to him?? I'm sure he thought of this dog comment while he was sitting on the loo straining to produce something. Between grunts he pictured himself, but thought it would be funnier if it was a dog. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm sure there are a lot of people who think the Pontiac Aztec looks great. Great for them. I won't go around saying they are wrong, but he gets paid for the cute, vulgar comments. I love almost everything about the XF. That is all that is important.