Apparently it's such a controversy, I never knew there was one.

All I know is, the British still have bad teeth, no tans, and are contained to a small island with high petrol prices...

Canada has moose, maple syrup, bitter winters, and George St. Pierre... (in no particular order)

And the USA has tan women, moonshine, global warming, and year-round racing.

I have an oversimplified focus on the finer things in life, clearly.