Re: The Forum Joke thread...
A man goes to his Doctor for a check-up, and during the check-up, the Doctor asks him how things are in general, and he replies not too bad, but my wife needs to see you. What's the problem, asks the Doctor. I think she's losing her hearing, and it's making me crazy. The Doctor replies that it may not be necessary for her to come in, there's a very easy test you can do at home. It'll save you time and maybe needless expensive tests for her. Well that should be easy, tell me what to do. The Doctor instructs him to start in the farthest room in the house from where where she is at, and call her name out. Proceed to the next nearest room and repeat. This will give you an idea if indeed she is losing her hearing.
Man goes home, wife is in the kitchen, and he proceeds to the farthest bedroom and loudly calls her name. No response. He then goes to the next room and loudly calls her name. Again no response. Tries it again in the closest bedroom. Nothing! He finallly gets to the kitchen where she is preparing dinner, and calls her name. The wife looks up and says, " GEEZ HARRY..... FOR THE 4TH TIME, WHAT DO YOU WANT?