Re: FML... Got sideswipe on side street!!
You don't have a city listed for your hometown. Virtually every major metropolitan area has at least one company that re-shoots bumpers on site for used car dealers associated with new car dealers. I.e., it is a normal part of used-car prep to repaint bumpers. These guys do tens of thousands of bumpers and have it down to a (15 minute) science, and I have seen the prices as low as $40.00 a bumper ($80.00 a car). Find the one in your town or find a friendly dealer that will let you sneak your car into their next visit or catch up to the crew at an innocuous place and pay them under the table (last option is likely illegal and immoral, and I do not suggest it. Second option is only marginally more honest.