Re: The Forum Joke thread...
Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia
Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and
says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have
a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll
find that's a sheep, you idiot"
The man says: " I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."