A South Carolina State Trooper pulls over a CTS-V going 81 in a 70 zone. As he approaches the drivers window, the nice frail old lady informs the Trooper she has a CCW and weapons in the car. The Trooper asks her to please present the firearm slowly, butt first. The old lady reaches to the door storage area and pulls out a .357 magnum revolver. She then reaches into her purse to the right and pulls out a .38 snub-nosed revolver. The Trooper asks if there is anything else, and the old lady reaches under the drivers seat and withdraws a 9mm semi-auto. The Trooper asks is there anything else, and the old lady says yes in the glove box. The Trooper asks her to get it and she pulls out a Colt .45 auto and tells him there is one in the chamber and 7 in the mag. The Trooper, stunned, asks her what she is afraid of?


The nice old lady responded 'Not a Damn Thing!