A woman is out one weekend shopping at garage sales.
She comes up to one home and discovers a large ornate dressing mirrior that has a tag that's marked "Magic Mirror $50.00"
She asks the home owner about the mirror and why it's marked Magic Mirror.
The home owner responds, it really is a magic mirror.
The woman then asks, if it really is a magic mirror why are you selling it.
The home owner responds, I've used my three wishes and now I have to pass it on how I wish, so that's why I'm selling it.
The woman didn't believe a word of it but liked the mirror well enough that she bought it.
She placed the mirror in her bedroom and each day dressed in front of it.
One day she paused while getting dressed, dissapointed with her breast size, she wished that her breasts were larger.
Her wish was granted to beyond her belief, 44DD
Well she was so excited, she ran into the living room, topless, and stood in front of her husband blocking his view of the TV.
He was shocked and asked, where did you get those?
She responded it's the mirror, it's really magic.
Well he jumped up, ran to the bedroom, got in front of the mirror, dropped his pants and cast his wish, "mirror mirror on the wall make my peter touch the floor.
So his legs fell off.