I'm not sure if I put this on here before.
But .....
Punography
I changed my i Pod name to Titanic.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea ?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,
but I'd never met herbivore .
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.
They told me I had Type-A blood,
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why were the Indians here first?
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested.
I didn't like my beard at first.
How do you make holy water?
Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
England has no kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen.
Police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Cartoonist found dead in home.
Earthquake in Washington;
obviously government's fault.
I used to think I was indecisive,