Re: The Forum Joke thread...
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
'Make up your mind Woman! Last night, when I asked for one, you told me to go fly a kite.'
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Apr 24, 2013 at 04:26 PM.