Oh lighten up. The same might be said about your avatar... unless of coarse you are retarded. If that's the case, then I truly and sincerely apologize with all my heart.
If not, then I rest my case.
By the way, that joke was posted on the internet over 10 years ago, back when you were 8 yrs old, and wondering what was so funny about "floppies"!

My cousin, who is one of the biggest retards ever, makes me laugh every time he tells me he thinks he just sharted. Then I get a wiff and remember that he really is just a big ol' turd. Literally brings a tear to ones eye!