Originally Posted by oledoc2u

I have a tat story. I decided to get a tat. I wanted to tat my taliwhacker. So off to the local tattoo artist I went. After my visit, I decided it was too expensive, but went over to Joe's Bar for a drink to think about it. You know alcohol always makes you make a sound decision. Old Joe gave me some great advise. He said why don't I get a sponsor like my days back down south when I raced motorcycles. That was brilliant right there. So off to get my tat. I was so proud I hurried home to show my wife. She was a little taken back at first. She said why would any man tattoo Joe's on his "thing"? I said no honey, it's an advertisement. Come in here and I will show you. Within a few minutes she could read the whole tat. EAT AT JOE'S INDIANAPOLIS INDIANA. That's my story and I am sticking to it.