Re: The Forum Joke thread...
from an Irish Sunday School Teacher
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?
' NO! ' the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept
everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was ' NO!
If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my wife, would that get me to heaven?
Again, they all answered 'NO!
I was bursting with pride for them. I continued 'Then how can I get into heaven?
A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ' DEAD...."
It's a curious race, the Irish