Welcome aboard, please be seated as the Captain has turned on the "Fasten Seat Belt" sign, there may be sharp curves and sudden deceleration ahead.
You are welcome to let your top down and enjoy the remainder of the trip.
Beverages will NOT be served, as that puny defective cup holder is just not up to the job.
There will, however, be entertainment provided by the snazzy new stereo you installed.
Head scarves are optional for the ladies, and it is preferred that the gentlemen wear "Go To Hell" hats, as it preserves our image as just a bunch of old fogies with nothing better to do than drive around in 2 seat convertibles that no one can really identify.