Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of

Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.

The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped

home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100."

The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and

tell him they still want Obama flown home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million

to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this

religious country and you would only spend $100?"

One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was

buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. "We simply

can't take that risk".