The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected the
first woman as President of the United States.

A few days after the election, the president-elect calls her
father in Milwaukee and asks, "So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my
inauguration?

"I don't think so. It's a long drive; your mom isn't as young
as she used to be, we'll have the dog with us, and my arthritis is
acting up in my knee."

"Don't worry about it, Dad, I'll send Air Force One or another
support aircraft to pick you up and take you home, and a limousine
will pick you up at your door," she said.

"I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your
mother wear?"

"Oh, Dad," she replied, "I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
custom-made by one of the best designers in New York ."

"Honey," Dad complained, "You know we can't eat those rich foods
you and your friends like to eat."

The President-elect responded, "Don't worry, Dad. The entire
affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in D.C. And I'll
ensure your meals are salt-free. Dad, I really want you to come."

So her parents reluctantly agreed, and on January 20, 2024
arrived to see their daughter sworn in as President of the United
States.

The parents of the new President are seated in the front row.
The President's dad sees that a Senator is sitting next to him and
leans over and whispers, "You see that woman up there with her hand
on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?"

The Senator whispered in reply, "Yes, sir, I sure do."

Dad says proudly,

"Her brother played football for the Packers".