Re: The Forum Joke thread...
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. He was bone tired from a tough day and a nap on the way home was just what he needed.
As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train".
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".
"No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
The man sitting next to her had enough, He just wanted to nap on the way home and this gal wasn't gonna let him with her yap yapping. So, he leaned over and said, ever so softly, into the phone, "Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer
Last edited by Franc Rauscher; Jan 29, 2014 at 11:27 PM.