If it was for me....the red one. Although I really have no fondness for a Cadilllac.

As for a girl friend. Rudy likes them young. His Hot tub is amazingly well decorated in good weather.

A few summers ago, I'm working on my yard with a friend. Luscious babe mid 30's, pulls into his driveway in a Mustang Convertible. All I saw was a Black string bikini slightly hiding her soft mounds over a jewel embeded belly button.
"Where's Rudy?" she asked.

My tongue was in the way, but, in response, I mumble something unintelligible....
"That's OKAY, " said she., "He promised we could go Hot Tubbing.

Ten minutes later Rudy pulls in, and the next thing I see thru the open garage doors is the two of them in the tub, the string bikini hangin' over the side. I grabbed my garage door opener and brought it down before his daughter, Crumpy, could see it.


As the door closes...... my buddy shouts, "way to go Rudy!"

When he goes it will be in the Hot Tub I installed or the caddy I bought him. Thereby making it my fault.


But the smile on his face.....that'll be his fault.
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