Many years back I am driving home in my IMMACULATE '67 Camero, I approach an intersection where I am going to turn right, and there is a right turn lane. There is an 18 wheeler rolling real slow for the red light, intending to go straight, but there is a car in front of him stopped waiting on the green.
I signal and enter the right turn lane, he ALSO enters the right turn lane to get by the stopped car and tears the entire left side of my Camero off.

Cop writes it up as I was passing on the right, not the trucker's fault.
Go figure.