Dobro,
You look just like Elvis!
If you don't talk on your cell phone(keep it in your pocket), don't drink coffee in the car, WEAR your sunglasses and cap, you'll have most of your storage problems solved, hehe! JK.
And if you had short legs, your seat could be forward enough to slide your briefcase behind your seat! I guess the Germans are a more simple people because they fail to have places for all the things we need! The Mercedes SL550 is over 100K and has not 1 cup holder! But the retractable hard top is awesome! I think I'd adjust. ;P