If a Chrysler marketing executive reads the op there might be new crossfire ads during "The Lawrence Welk Show" reruns.

Something like:

"The art deco styled Chrysler Crossfire. Stiffer than a Porsche 911... or a Viagra user for that matter. Once you get in, you'll never want to get out... nor will you be able to. So shuffle over to your nearest Chrysler dealer today to take advantage of 1960s pricing and a free glass of prune juice. C'mon what's stopping you?"

This would of course immediately be followed by an ad for Depends.